What did doctors discover after Kim Kardashian had her butt x-rayed? A brain tumor! Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into? Photoshop What does Kim Kardashian and your...

Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass tour. I was wondering why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me. What do football players wear on Halloween? A face mask! Why...

What’s Dwayne Johnson’s favorite type of music? Rock & Roll What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok How does The Rock pee? He Dwayne’s his Johnson Why did Dwayne...

What do you get when you eat too many hash brownies? A pot belly. What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie? Wake the fudge up! Why are brownies bad at keeping secrets? They always leave a crumb...

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked. That’s why I’m knocking. Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Doris. ¿Doris quién? La puerta está cerrada. Por eso...

What is Spider-Man’s favorite food? French flies What did Spider-Man name his son? Arachnakid How do the Avengers call SpiderMan when he’s out of town? On his WEB-cam A Spider bite created Spiderman...

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, please let me in! Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Regañar. ¿Reñir a quién? Regaña afuera, ¡por favor déjame entrar! German...

What do you call a monster made of cheese? Gorgonzilla. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym? To get shredded. What...